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The Goon Show November 8th, 1955 - Shangri-La Again - Caotica
Seagoon:Thank you darling. Here's an airing cupboard - go and have some fun. Now, Bloodnok! Where's your wife?Bloodnok:My wife? Erm, my wife won't be coming with us old lad. You see, I...er, well, she can't leave her bed.Seagoon:Why not?Bloodnok:I've sewn her in the mattress.Seagoon:You skindrell of scoundrels, that's matricide!
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