Listen to “Shangri-La Again” 

“Seagoon:
Is the transport ready to take us to the aerodrome?

Ellington:
Yes darling.

Seagoon:
Thank you darling. Here’s an airing cupboard – go and have some fun. Now, Bloodnok! Where’s your wife?

Bloodnok:
My wife? Erm, my wife won’t be coming with us old lad. You see, I…er, well, she can’t leave her bed.

Seagoon:
Why not?

Bloodnok:
I’ve sewn her in the mattress.

Seagoon:
You skindrell of scoundrels, that’s matricide!”

A transcription has been completed by the folks over at TheGoonShow.net , where all the scripts and much more are available.