Listen to “Shangri-La Again”
Is the transport ready to take us to the aerodrome?
Thank you darling. Here’s an airing cupboard – go and have some fun. Now, Bloodnok! Where’s your wife?
My wife? Erm, my wife won’t be coming with us old lad. You see, I…er, well, she can’t leave her bed.
I’ve sewn her in the mattress.
You skindrell of scoundrels, that’s matricide!”
A transcription has been completed by the folks over at TheGoonShow.net , where all the scripts and much more are available.